As I sat home alone last night finishing my book and then watching the Auburn-Mississippi State game and the Saints-Vikings game, I learned a few things. Here's what I learned (ok, so "learned" might not be the right word for them all) in no particular order:
1. I need another really good book to read. None of the books I currently have at home interest me right now.
2. Cowbells may be obnoxious, but not nearly as much as Boise State's ugly blue turf.
3. Someone needs to take Newton out before Iron Bowl because he just scares me.
4. Left over pizza is not nearly as tasty heated up in the microwave as it is a toaster oven.
5. However, Papa John's garlic dipping sauce IS just as tasty coming right out of the fridge as it is when it arrives in the piping hot pizza box.
6. Rice Krispies cereal gets soggy really fast.
7. Mississippi State's stadium is REALLY small.
8. I really wanted Mississippi State to win . . . and they didn't.
9. I really wanted the Saints to win . . . and they did.
10. The Favre-ster needs to retire already.
11. I hate Thursday, Sunday, or Monday night games that start at 8 p.m. or later - don't people realize I have to work the next day?!
12. ShootQ is very cool.
13. Baby Daniell is probably going to come out of the womb knowing phrases like "hold on to the damn ball" and "tackle him you f*!#ing idiot!"
14. Never leave a hungry pregnant woman alone until almost 10 p.m. Otherwise, Baby Daniell will also come out of the womb knowing how to say "learn how to use the damn phone!"
15. To others, I probably sound like a very hateful person, but I'm really not. I was just hungry . . . very hungry. And I L.O.V.E. my football.
Speaking of football. There are so many amazing games on tomorrow. Can I hear an Amen?! I am stoked!! Can I also hear a ROOOOLLLLLL TIDE?! Hmmmm, I wonder what new words Baby Daniell will learn tomorrow . . . .
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3 comments:
Have you read "The Help" -- it's excellent.
Haven't read that one. I'll look into it!
I grabbed The White Queen at the Portland airport just to have something to read on the way back from Maine and couldn't put it down. (same author as The Other Bolyn Girl)
and btw, you're not a hateful person and I LOOOOOVEEEE you!!!
p.s. Mom still giggles that Jer made you get a "football phone" because of our texting habit.
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